Take me out to the ball game

These cards are based off a couple different images that popped up when you google search "70s baseball cards"... Like B-Man, I don't follow the sport, so I created my own team.

Here are my baseball cards. "The Hams" is the best team (n)ever created.

First up is Ron Hitman:

I'd imagine Ron being like Fonzie. Every man wants to be him and every woman wants to be with him. He'd often spout out popular catchphrases that would end up on t-shirts and lunch boxes.

Second up is Will Wild:

I'd imagine Will Wild being a bad mother -- (shut your mouth!). He would be the cause of, and solution too, all baseball related riots. He also likes knitting.